Fear the wrath of POLAR VORTEX!!

If you live in the Lower Forty-Eight anywhere north of Key West, odds are very good that you've either been shut in your house for the last seventy-two hours or ruing the day you decided to take a job that required you to get out of your bed.

Temperatures have been plunging to record lows all across the country, and for a few days Americans got a feel of what Canada is like in the winter (without the superior healthcare or Tim Hortons). They're calling it the "Polar Vortex", which to me sounds like a lame super villain from a short Hawkman run in the late 1970s. 

Which led me to the only logical conclusion: draw a cartoon about it.