Hey. Valentine's day is coming up FAST, big guy. Have you decided on what you're getting for your special someone this year? Take it from me- do NOT just grab the first greeting card with a pink envelope that you see at Target (an ex-girlfriend of mine got offended when I presented her with an IT'S A GIRL! card one February 14th).
My wife is special. She doesn't like the cheesy, played out cards that stock the aisles of grocery and ammo stores. Nope- it takes something a little more unique to make her Valentine's day special.
If your special someone is like mine, feel free to pass one of my Geeky Valentines on to him or her. Just make sure you actually BUY something, too. That one's on you.